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  Wednesday 1st April 2009   30p

BEWARE

KILLER ANTS

   Ants have been seen all over town. They have been spotted chancing mouse pointers in most computers and are thought to be very dangerous. Police have  advised that if you see any of these ants, you must wash your hands before they infect you.

    Mrs Barns said "It was terrifying! they where just coming at me from all angles. They just never stop. My poor mouse had to run so far just to keep away from them"

    Prof. Peters warned everyone not to panic, but stressed how important it was not to let the ants get your mouse pointer. He said, "I have been studying these killer ants for over a week. They are ruthless and relentless. No matter where you move your mouse pointer to, they come chasing you. There is no escape!"

    If your computer is infected by killer ants, you must NOT let them get your mouse! Keep moving around until you can get some help from a qualified engineer.

      Kimpton Computers has kindly offered to assist anyone having trouble from these killer ants, or any other complaint you might have with your computer. Click Here to visit their website.

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